Stick of Butter on a Stick is Controversial
In recent days, people have started to protest and "hate on" Stick of Butter on a Stick, claiming that we are causing obesity and other high-fat-related illnesses. In response to these protests, Chris and Margaret Minnick, the inventors of Stick of Butter on a Stick, have issued the following statement:
"We totally agree that Stick of Butter on a Stick is Bad for you. Please help us spread the word by purchasing one of our shirts. Please don't buy Stick of Butter on a Stick(tm). It will kill you."
